Clementyne tossing a disco ball, capturing her magnetic energy—she’s the most fun person to talk about life with.

COSMIC

1:1 Readings

Curated Events

Co-star is the Tinder of Astrology.

If you’re looking for a real cosmic connection, you’ve come to the right place...

Playful and magnetic, Clementyne enjoys a cherry, embodying her bold and unapologetic vibe.

Hi babes, I’m Clementyne

aka
Cosmic Clem

I’m your future cosmic therapist–and yes before you ask, I’m a Leo Rising!

B.C. (Before Cosmic Clem), I worked in advertising, designed bespoke trips across South America, and edited some of your favorite wellness podcasts—like Almost 30, The Balanced Blonde and I Will Teach You to Be Rich.

These days, I’m diving deep into birth charts and the DSM, working toward becoming an LMFT and Sex Therapist (North Node in the 8th House—IYKYK), all while building my cosmic baby. I believe the synergy between therapy and astrology is truly powerful, and it's the secret ingredient that makes my readings uniquely insightful..

I’m all about bringing astrology to life in ways that actually hit home—no clickbait, no vague platitudes. Just real, grounded insights into your chart and tangible ways to create shifts in your life.

Whether it’s a reading that leaves you feeling seen or a cosmic concept that elevates your brand, I’ve got you. Let’s get into it. ✨

Cosmic counsel for your soul’s (r)evolution.

Holding a disco ball like a crystal ball, Clementyne makes self-discovery feel like a fun way to see into your future.

Clarity

Harness the energy of your personal chart and transits and ride the tides of change with confidence.

Holding a crystal, Clementyne taps into energy, intuition, and self-reflection with a grounded, no-BS approach.

Confidence

Connect the dots of destiny, tap into YOUR highest expression, and unleash natural born gifts.

1:1 Readings

I bring astrology to life with counseling-focused chart readings that connect the dots between your personality, purpose, and psychology.

Whether you're a cosmic skeptic or woo-ier-than-woo, you'll leave with a clearer understanding of yourself, those persistent default patterns, and your unique north star (a.k.a. north node).

I offer the following virtual and in-person readings in Austin, Texas, and can travel within a 25-mile radius.

⭐ 60-minute session ($110)

⭐75-minute session ($140)

Most clients only need one reading, but additional coaching can be arranged on a case-by-case basis.

Check out the FAQs for more details—or book a complimentary 15-minute cosmic chat to see if we’re a good fit!

From $110

Curated Events & Creative Collaborations

If you’re looking to infuse your next event or brand activation with cosmic energy, I’m the girl to make it happen.

I’ve hosted live readings for large-scale private events, curated BYOB (Bring Your Own Birth Chart) nights for culinary gatherings, and created cosmic concepts for fashion and lifestyle brands. With a background in B2C advertising, writing, and luxury travel, I have a natural flair for crafting engaging, immersive experiences that connect concepts with consumers.

For up to 12 guests in a 2-hour experience, live reading events start at $500. Or, if you’d like to brainstorm something together, book a complimentary cosmic consult.

Check out the FAQs below for more details..

From $500

  • I’ll travel within 25 miles of Austin. If the event is downtown or similar areas, a $50 flat fee will be added for parking.

    Please note, payment is always upfront, and I don’t do affiliate deals—just pure, cosmic magic.

  • I close each reading with personalized next steps and resources tailored to you—a journaling prompt, a book, an activity. There’s no formula, so we won’t know until we chat, but trust me, it’ll hit.

  • Once you’ve booked your date, and paid your deposit, I will need your birth time and place of birth (ideally 72 hours before appointment). I will then study your chart before our meeting to familiarize myself with your natal blueprint.

    Your reading includes a deep dive into:

    🌞 Luminaries (Sun & Moon)
    🌟 Your Big 6 (Luminaries + Venus, Mercury, Mars)
    💔 Chiron (your inner wound) & how to heal it
    🚀 North Node (your life purpose)
    🏡 The 12 houses & how they communicate with one another

    Sessions are in-person (Austin, TX) or virtual, starting from $110/hr.

    Still got questions? Book a 15-20 min vibe check call.

  • For one-on-one readings, cancel or reschedule at least 24 hours in advance.

    For events, cancel one week in advance for a full refund. After that, there’s a 50% rescheduling fee.

  • I offer custom astrology experiences for events. I can do chart readings, astrology panel talks, tarot or something unique!
    Pricing starts at $500 for 10-15 guests, which includes creative brainstorming and planning in the lead up to the event.

A captivating shot of Clementyne looking at herself in the mirror—bold, introspective, and unapologetically herself.

A quick 15 minute complimentary call to see if the stars align.

Get On the Calendar

Lock in your date, pay your deposit, and get ready for a cosmic revolution.

Watch Destiny Unfold…

Whether you’ve booked a 1:1 or creative service, something magical is in the air–and I can’t wait to meet you!

Clementyne playfully holding The Astrology of You and Me over her face, merging cosmic wisdom with style.